"Cancer (The crab): These are individuals that indubitably adore vintage bikes and racing. It's usually easy to identify a Cancer. They talk about every dirt bike they have ridden and every race they have raced before 1979. Cancer's complain about the new bikes and Supercross. They believe the sport of dirt biking "just isn't the same anymore". (They have a point there.) Rick Sieman is a notorious Cancer."--The Dirt Bike Rider's Horoscope
By Kirk OverbyŠ